wayward-saints:

jaclcfrost:

if you’ve ever legitimately cried like a fucking baby over a character clap your hands

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

(via whjat)

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

(Source: bucerati, via whjat)

"You can’t guarantee people will make you happy. But you can guarantee alcohol will get you drunk."

via (bit3yourlip)

(Source: bit3yourlip, via asassybitchjust)

pleatedjeans:

oh you know, just a smiling sloth. [x]

pleatedjeans:

oh you know, just a smiling sloth. [x]

(via lulz-time)

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"

(via 99teen)

(Source: esssence, via withthealiens)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via withthealiens)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via fake-mermaid)

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

(via fake-mermaid)