"Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence."

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onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via unretrieved)

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

(Source: officialcapecod, via whjat)

dulect:

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

that’s what they want you to think

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

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