lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

(Source: 11mm, via fuckovaries)

well-just-harry:

youngrecklesstupid:eyesonfirre:massugarr:omfg why are you doing this to mewho gave u the rightno matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

well-just-harry:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.


(Source: kingandqueen, via fuckovaries)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

(via asassybitchjust)

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via asassybitchjust)

sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

(via unretrieved)

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(Source: southmost, via mekakushiki)

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

(via fire-dancer101)

fabulusly:

my heart says chipotle but my wallet says no

(via unretrieved)

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
image

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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

(via laughbitches)

i-am-my-own-mind:

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat


I would get a goat

i-am-my-own-mind:

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

I would get a goat

(Source: qothqueen)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via laughbitches)