Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(Source: forever-dirty-minded, via penissauce)

weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done
d o n e

weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done

d o n e

(via nugget-lover)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via ripvoldemort)

strawberryicedcream:

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

i never get random cuts or bruises out of nowhere does this mean i don’t have a soulmate

(via vinii-heichou)

dreaming-of-my-fantasy:

Battle scars , just a bit edited 

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dreaming-of-my-fantasy:

Battle scars , just a bit edited 

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